87 Funny Love Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

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Life is not the same without a sense of humor. We don’t have to be serious every time we express our feelings and love to someone. When you add a little humor to your words and actions, your loved one will for sure find that moment more special.

Saying some funny love quotes to your loved one will give a new meaning to your relationship. These make both of you more comfortable with each other and lead to spending more time with each other, thus making your relationship last forever.

If you always bring a smile to the person you love using funny love quotes, it will make them crave for your presence. Seeing your partner smile could brighten up your day. So, to put a little color in your relationship.

Funny Love Quotes to Start your Day Bright

It is quite hard to imagine a life without a sense of humor most especially if you have a partner. That’s why we have gathered funny love quotes that will put a smile on your face and start your day bright.

1.“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

2. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant

3. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.”– Will Ferrell

4. “These humorous love quotes will sweeten anyone’s day and help strengthen your connection and desire.”– Anonymous

5. “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”– Anonymous

6. “I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.” – Anonymous

7. “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz

8. “Humans have 206 bones in their bodies. Spare the heart, break the bones instead!” – Anonymous

9. “Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!” – Anonymous

10. “Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.” – English Proverb

11. “Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.”– George Burns

12. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.“ – Jules Renard

13. “You are a smart cookie. A wise chocolate cake. A brilliant pancake.” – Rey Woodman

14. “First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time” – Honore de Balzac

15. “I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts and how chubby kids love ice cream.” – Anonymous

16. “Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” – Judith Viorst

17. “The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.” – Sophie Monroe

18. “Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.“ – Jerry Seinfeld

19. “Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via beers.” – Anonymous

20. “Do you know why a previous relationship is called Ex? It’s not the term for past. Ex is short for Expired.” – Anonymous

21. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood” – Oscar Wilde

22. “Grow old with me. Let’s count each other’s wrinkles as the years pass by. Let’s see who losses all of the teeth and who will need the help of the walking stick first. “– Anonymous

23. “I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” – Chico Marx

24. “They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles.” – Anonymous

25. “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.“ – Groucho Marx

26. “I wish falling in love has traffic lights too, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or stop.” – Anonymous

27. “You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.” – Anonymous

28. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties” – Jules Renard

29. “It is important to see the real character of the person you will marry first before sealing the deal. How? Give them a slow internet service. They say that lag brings out the real you.” – Anonymous

30. “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers

31. “You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.” – Anonymous

32. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.“ – Cindy Garner

33. “I want to be your favorite hello and hardest goodbye.” – Anonymous

34. “When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.” – Anonymous

35. “Being married has many wonderful perks. You have that one person to annoy for the rest of your life. Someone you can comfortably release your farts and burps it without shame. And most of all, you have someone who accepts you in spite of your smelly feet or your bad habits.”– Anonymous

36. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx

37. “Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken

38. “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.“ – Groucho Marx

39. “Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit” – Anonymous

40. “Once in a while, something amazing comes long… and here I am. “ – Anonymous

41. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt” – Anonymous

42. “Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.” – Anonymous

43. “A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.” – Spanish Proverb

44. “Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the other six senses.” – Anonymous

45. “A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.“Lucille Ball

46. “I always wake up smiling… I think it’s your fault.” – Anonymous

47. “Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you”– Anonymous

48. “Love is blind, and then marriage opens your eyes.”– Anonymous

49. “He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.” – Ring Lardner

50. “A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”– Zsa Zsa Gabor

51. “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.“ Jack Benny

52. “Love is the only two-player game in which both players can win.” – Anonymous

53. “Trust your husband, adore your husband, and transfer as much property as you can to your name”– Anonymous

54. “Make you sure you tell your partner how much you love him every day for you’ll never know when you’ll find somebody better.”– Anonymous

55. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” –  Jean Kerr

56. “It ain’t real love if you never have been blocked before.” – Anonymous

57. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.“ – Will Ferrell

58. “Even if I spend the whole day with you, I miss you the second you leave.” – Anonymous

59. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” – Anonymous

60. “For a woman, the first kiss is the start of everything. For a man though, the first kiss is the end of everything.”– Anonymous

61. “Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” – Fran Lebowitz

62. “Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.”– Anonymous

63. “It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.“Nick Hornby

64. “When a boy gets jealous it’s kinda cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start. “ – Anonymous

65. “Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it” – George Carlin

66. “To fall in love is to live in a world of both heaven and hell. There is no in-between.”– Anonymous

67. “Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.”– Anonymous

68. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” – Ralphie May

69. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.“
Garry Shandling

70. “There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!”– Anonymous

71. “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t”– Anonymous

72. “Cold normal shower means alone. I prefer hot showers for two, it saves water!”– Anonymous

73. “Relationships are like a walk in the park.” – Jurassic Park

74. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.“Henny Youngman

75. “You remind me of a library book because I always want to check you out.” – Anonymous

76. “Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love” – Albert Einstein

77. “Loving someone who does not love you means waiting for a shark to fly or a spider to have gills.”– Anonymous

78. “According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.”– Anonymous

79. “Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.”– Anonymous

80. “I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.“
Woody Allen

81. “When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”–  Mark Twain

82. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes” – Lucille Ball

83. “’I love you’ is a dangerous word. It takes less than a second to say, hours to explain and a lifetime to attest.”– Anonymous

84. “If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.”– Anonymous

85. “Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.”– Anonymous

86. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.“
Chris Rock

87. “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.” – Charlie Sheen

Conclusion

This list of funny love quotes is the center of the humorous side of your relationship from struggles to falling in love. Love is romantic, and a good sense of humor makes a relationship a lot better. What better way to improve a relationship than smiling and laughing together. Laughter helps relationships stay strong and enhance your mood. So, start your day bright with these funny love quotes where you can “laugh and the world laughs with you”.