73 Funny Friendship Quotes That’ll Make You Cherish Friends

funny quotes about friendship

We all agree that having great friends is totally awesome, especially if they have a big crack in the head (not literally though). But the most “awesomest” thing about friendship is having a Best Friend; you might have one or two or more best friends that could either ruin or make your day great every day.

Funny Quotes About Friendship That Will Fully Describe Your Great Friends

If you have a bit of trouble expressing your feelings towards your friends, then the quotes listed below will definitely help you. And since the quotes are funny, you can fully express your feelings towards them without having much drama.

1.“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I would rather be an idiot than lose you.” – Patrick to Spongebob

2. “If you can survive for 11 days in a cramped quarter with a friend and come out laughing, then your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey

3. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell because you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

4. “The fact that we’ve been friends for so long that I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” – Unknown

5. “Good friends do not let you do stupid things alone. Instead, they would also tag along.” – Unknown

6. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

7. “Good friends buy you food. While best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

8. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ ” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

9. “A real friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he or she knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

10. “Love is blind and friendship closes its eyes.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

11. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless if it is a friend with chocolates.” – Linda Grayson

12. “We’ll be best friends forever that is because you already know too much.” – Unknown

13. “It’s the friends that you can call up at 4 a.m. that really matters.” – Marlene Dietrich

14. “Friendship is having one of those conversations with your best friends and thinking if anyone have heard you, you would be locked up in a mental hospital.” – Unknown

15. “One measure of friendship is that it consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but by the number of things they need no longer mention.” – Clifton Fadiman

16. “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. But after I finish laughing.” – Unknown

17. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you turn into old friends.” – Sylvia Plath

18. “Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. Instead, they smile and call you something even more offensive.” –Unknown

19. “It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and then have her nonsense respected.” Charles Lamb

20. “Sometimes I think, ‘What is a friend?’ Then I say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’“ – Cookie Monster

21. “I’d take a bullet for you. But not in the head, it’ll better if it’s on the leg or something.” – Unknown

22. “A Best friend is the one that you can stay at mad for only a short period of time that is because you have a more important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown

23. “It is important to our friends to believe that we are openly frank with them and important to the friendship that we are not.” Mignon McLaughlin

24. “Friendship is not possible between two women, one who is very well dressed.” – Laurie Colwin

25. “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on to. But best friends are ready with a shovel to beat up the person who made you cry.” – Unknown

26. “Best Friends know how crazy you can get and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown

27. “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb

28. “Thank you for still being my friend, regardless of the fact that you are completely aware of every raunchy, terrifying, and explicit detail of my life.” – Unknown

29. “God made best friends because he knew that our mom couldn’t handle us as their sisters.” – Unknown

30. “You can always tell a real friend when you have made a fool of yourself, and yet he doesn’t feel that you have done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

31. “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you already have everything.” –Unknown

32. “I really love how our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my-oh -so laziness.” – Unknown

33. “Friends are people who borrow my books and would then set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Arlington Robinson

34. “There are three kinds of faithful friends, an old dog, an old wife, and a ready money.” – Benjamin Franklin

35. “Most of us will not need a psychiatric therapist as much as friends to get silly with.” – Robert Brault

36. “Friends are those who make you smile, but best friends are the ones who will make you giggle until you pee your pants.” – Terri Guillemets

37. “A lot of people would want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you once the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

38. “I hope we’re friends until we both die. Then I hope we stay as ghost friends and then walk through walls and scare the hell out of people.” – Unknown

39. “The one sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is when you try to improve her flower arrangements.” – Marcelene Cox

40. “I was always saying ‘Glad to have met you’ to someone whom I am not really glad to have met. But if you want to stay alive, you still have to say that stuff though.” – J.D. Salinger

41. “Best friends do not necessarily have to talk with each other every day. They don’t even have to talk for weeks or months. But when they do, it’s like they don’t plan on stopping anytime.” – Unknown

42. “The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring. It is a nature that will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

43. “Never leave a true friend behind. Friends are all we have to get us through the challenges in life–and they are the only things from this world that we could hope to see in the next.” – Dean Koontz

44. “A real friend will never defend a husband who gets an electric skillet for his wife’s birthday.” – Erma Bombeck

45. “Friendship is the only cement that could ever hold the world together.” –  Woodrow T. Wilson

46. “Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.” – Richelle Mead

47. “When you get into jail, a good friend will be the one trying to bail you out. While a best friend will be right beside you in the cell saying, “Damn, that was awesome!”- Groucho Marx

48. “You can’t really stay in your corner of the Forest, and then wait for the others to come to you. You also have to go to them sometimes.” –  A.A. Milne

49. “We know our true friends by their defects rather than knowing them by their merits.”  William Somerset Maugham

50. “Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives to you and remembering what one would receive.” – Alexandre Dumas

51. “If you live to be a hundred years, then I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so that I never have to live without you.” – Joan Powers

52. “Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.” – Oscar Wilde

53. “Friends will come and go, they are like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones will stay, like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

54. “I value the friend who finds time for me on his or her calendar, but I cherish the kind of friend who does not consult his calendar for me.” – Robert Brault

55. “I think if I have learned anything about what friendship is, it’s to hang in, fight for them, let them fight for you, and stay connected. Don’t walk away, don’t be too busy or tired, don’t be distracted, and don’t take them for granted. Friends are like part of the glue that holds the life and faith together. It’s a powerful stuff.” – Jon Katz

56. “A friend will pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they’ll rather lie down with you and listen for a while than leaving you alone.” – Unknown

57. “Friendship is unnecessary. It’s like a philosophy, like an art…. It has no survival value, but rather it is one of those things which will give value to survival.” – C.S. Lewis

58. “I probably think that we’ll be friends forever because we are too lazy to find new friends.” – Unknown

59. “You don’t need to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you for free.” – Unknown

60. “A friendship must be built on a solid foundation of sarcasm, inappropriateness, alcohol, and shenanigans.” – Unknown

61. “We will always be friends until we are old and senile. And then we will be new friends again!”- Unknown

62. “We will be those kinds of old ladies that’ll keep causing trouble in the nursing homes.” – Unknown

63. “Real friends do not judge each other. Instead, they judge other people together.” – Emilie Saint

64. “We all have that one friend whose laugh is much funnier than the jokes.” – Unknown

65. “One of the blessings of having old friends is that you can afford to get stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

66. “I don’t even know what’s tighter, is it our jeans or our friendship?” – Unknown

67. “Friendship is like money; it’s easy to make them than keeping them.” – Samuel Butler

68. “Getting hit by a snowball on the face is probably the perfect beginning of a long-lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak

69. “A true friendship is when you walk into their house, and then your WiFi would connect automatically.” – Unknown

70. “When you’ve invited your best friend over, and instead of saying ‘Hi’ to you first, they’ll rather go straight to your fridge, grab whatever they wanted, and then goes back to you to ask if they could eat what they’ve grabbed.” – Unknown

71. “A stranger will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. And a best friend will poke each other with straws.” –  Unknown

72. “A friendship is like peeing on your pants where everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.” – Unknown

73. “A best friend would still loan their DVDs even if they know that they’ll never see that DVD again.” – Unknown

Final Thoughts

There you have it! I hope you’ve enjoyed reading these quotes with your friends or at least remembered the moments that you had with them. Friends are the people who we share most of our lives with, most of us even spend more time with them than with their family. So if you have a best friend or two, then you surely are very blessed and lucky. Cherish for they’re the ones, aside from your family that would stick with you for a very very long time.